05: YOLO!!!!!!!


 * Druid tells us to find some red rocks and a Dragon. “Twice the Red Stones, Follow the setting suns, then listen for sounds of the first world.” 
 * We find some red rocks and a Dragon. Enter Durk. “Hey Bra, nice axe.” 
 * Durk was whisked away from his village after they were all eaten by a T-rex. (Durk probably brought the t-rex to his village b/c he hunted, and it followed his trail back.) 


 * Kang boldly goes where no man has gone before…because it’s the wrong direction. 
 * Kang finally accepts Fina’s advice to head the right direction, and slowly...SLOWLY...turns the column to follow the correct path. Kang slowly glances back to Fina to make sure to stop turning once the correct bearing is made. 


 * We enter a brambled hedge maze and, after much deliberation and no action, the entrance closes behind us. As we continue in, we hear a loud roar. Wabu hopes it’s a minotaur so he can make friends! 
 * Durk sneaks ahead to scope out the beast. Without having to peek around the corner, he recognizes it is large and mad. He sneaks back and, after much deliberation several plans are thought of and dismissed, and a DM who’s ready to get a move on, the minotaur walks around the corner, notices us, and charges!. 


 * Wabu casts a buff! Tarlenheim rushes in shouting <span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: italic; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“NOBODY LIVES FOREVER! YOLO” <span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and, by a miracle of the Gracious Dice Deity, lands an impressive blow…but is countered and takes near fatal amounts of damage. 
 * <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kang smacks. Oris smacks harder. Durk has some impressively bad breath that hits, too. Wabu cures Tarlenheim’s wounds. 
 * <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tarlenheim gets sweet, sweet revenge and stabs the minotaur through the gullet. The minotaur drops a magical axe that Kang swoops up.